Tuesday, January 15, 2008

dear britney,

yet again i find myself stumped by your brilliance. or, rather, what i have chosen to see as your brilliance.
wearing your old wedding dress to buy a car with a paparrazo?
this could mean SO many things. you could be making SO many statements.
a. i am completely, and utterly, insane. off my rocker like nanny crocker. three sheets to the wind.
b. this is my old wedding dress. i wear it to buy my lame-ass paparrazo boyfriend's car. oh, wait. i mean, help him rent himself a new car.
c. you wanna piece of me? i'd be willing to sell it to you.

britney, i think it is time we moved our relationship forward.

that is all.
also, sorry about the spawn of federline. not gonna lie, they kinda brought down your glam factor.

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