College bookstores are evil

As much fun as it is to support the institution that sucks your money to look fashionable with your Alma Matter proudly displayed on your chest. It's just. Not. Cool. Do you want to look like the Michelin Man? College food is unkind but that is no reason to dress in one solid color.

Do yourself a favor, TJ Maxx is cheaper and cuter. Plus you can buy ten times the things there than you can for one outfit at your friendly local bookstore.

Think about it.

[Executive Edit: while an illustration of the Michelin Man provided for a visual representation of the ideas presented in this entry, it scared the bo peeps out of me.  i actually had to sleep my way through a nightmare in which i played a game of pool with the Michelin Man only to have him smother me between his many, many folds of fat when he lost. gross. --cee]