Monday, January 14, 2008

5 PM, Starbucks

dear sir,

most of us have difficulty taking young children who believe in unicorns seriously.
you are not a young child, and that is most definitely a unicorn on your shirt.

step away from your soy latte and walk outside. take a breath or two of reality. believing in unicorns is just like believing in vice president cheney- genuinely pathetic and generally unsafe.

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