look, the only reason i didn't tear your heads off your shoulders after two hours of burping and talking through every moment of tense, artsy silence was because you didn't get the student discount like your behavior suggested, but the senior discount. seeing this movie was probably the highlight of your new year. thanks to you people, though, it was emphatically not the highlight of mine. it turns out that the coen brothers are weird enough without quavery squeaks of "oh nooooo, it's the BAD GUY!" whenever javier bardem showed off his monk haircut on screen (note to readers: aforementioned "bad guy"is in almost every scene).
in conclusion-- elders, if you can't respect a spanish heartbreaker blatantly fishing for an oscar in the dusty west, i sure as hell can't respect you.
-cee
No comments:
Post a Comment