Wednesday, February 13, 2008

it's been a long time coming.

i actually feel bad saying this.
see, i've begun to think that you really believe that your hat is cool. but the time has come. i must burst this hat bubble of yours. to an extent, it is entirely understandable that you would think your hat was awesome. your hat IS one of a kind. it's one of a kind, but just not cool. or neat, or awesome, or becoming.

it's purple, it's felt, and it doesn't fit your head.

we'll work on the ill-fitting kitchen-curtain-floral eighties muumuu you wore with hiking boots and dirty socks last tuesday later.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

they should invest in a beret. or a baseball cap with a cool logo on it. like. minnesota twins.

Anonymous said...

the felt hat deserves our respect. its an object of beauty.