Monday, February 11, 2008

9:52 PM, Campus Center

so, you know the statement you were trying to make with that filthy new mullet of yours?

yeah, that's the one.

no one gets it. and i do mean NO ONE. it might be a concept a bit too advanced for today's collegiate society. but i think it's more likely that maybe it's just too damn easy for us to misread as "i would be more comfortable living as a sewer rat. however, this hairstyle is the easiest alternative i could find."

buy a comb, some shampoo, and move on, kid. it's never too late to start looking human. if martha stewart can do it, you can too.

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