Sunday, February 17, 2008

6:15 PM, Green Street Dining Hall

"Well! Last night I made out with a homeless man. I mean, I didn't know he was homeless. I mean, he was WAY hot. I didn't realize until after that... he was dirty."



we're judging you, my child. we are SO judging you right now.

college law number one: look before you drunkenly leap.

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