it's raining outside. yeah, i know. whatever. happens to the best of us, even girls.
but there is no excuse, unless you're five and ridiculously adorable, for you to have tried using your sweatpants as a life raft.
you're rapidly approaching full-grown-man-hood and there really is no reason for all this wetnessinyoursweatpants.
in the other corner, we have the girl wearing the MOST adorable dress of all time OVER the ugliest grey sweatpants god ever thought of creating.
i mean, for really, it should be like a sin.
you just violated my soul, a bit, with that beautiful dress and those THINGS.