School Rules

I don't think I'd ever say this, but I really really am glad I am back at school. Seeing people who are so diverse in what they wear and act is extremely refreshing. Sure, you might see a group of hipster clones wandering around or large sunglasses being used a little too much.

But the thing is, everyone has such a refreshingly different personality that even if they might dress similarly you can't mistake one for another.

Also, while I was painfully abstinent over break, in the few days I've been here I've developed a few new crushes. Wooo!!!

YEAH COLLEGE!
To be said with the same voice as "Yeah Toast": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru_FIwX1tb8

Harper's Bazaar said so!

NEWSFLASH: Leggings are out. So last season hun, get yourself some pants.

Duh.

EDIT: Judges You Like a Hipster does NOT judge you based on your body type. We firmly believe that there is a fashion for every body and you can look very glamorous. Calling someone fat is not ok!

hygiene

dear fellow humans,

before you deign to participate in modes of public (and private) transportation, please remember to bathe.

love, the masses.

3 pm on a friday--haunting an old stomping ground

one of the main reasons no student likes to leave their collegiate bubble is that s/he often realizes that whatever rules they play by at school aren't necessarily the ones their old zip code abide. this is only one of many reasons i'm not a fan of my suburban new jersey town, but this was the one that had me dreading returning to my old high school to pick up my sister.

unfortunately, i had good reason. every unoriginal girl who sported Ugg boots and teal Juicy tracksuits from That Clique in my grade has apparently been replaced by girls who find their calling in "edgy" hooded sweatshirts (i.e. black + roses and skulls) and leggings as pants. 

i watched as they flocked into closed circles to compare text messages for approx. three minutes before i gave up and fled to starbucks. i was sure that i'd find solace in enough cinnamon-sprinkled foam to make myself forget what i had seen, but i was sadly mistaken-- there was a line out the door of legging-clad girls from the middle school.

to aspiring sienna millers everywhere-- i judge you. because you fail.

-cee

The plaid factor

If Tim Gunn says it's hot, it must be!

Heidi Klum was spotted wearing a PLAID ruffled tunic. Tim gave it two thumbs up! Congrats, sweetheart, you truly are a revolutionary in the fashion world!

As for Lindsay Blowhan: plaid tights are out. Congratulations, you have officially convinced the general public that you do not own pants (and you still look bad without them). Tim Gunn says: BIG FAT NO.

I am glad to report that the chicest hipster style is slowly taking over Hollywood.

Congratulations!

Sorority Girls

I guess you could say that I have come to a sudden realization: sorority girls don't dress well. I was terribly mistaken when I thought otherwise.

You, Miss Sorority Sister, have lots of money to spend. It's just a proven fact. So why dress like you don't know what's black and what's brown?

PS: Elle Woods always dressed well.

PPS: If you don't know who that is, you should consider hipsterdom. Seriously.

12:54 AM, Regal Cinemas

fat police officers do not make me feel safe.